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Request to Non-US state leaders

We must institute a Trump watch.

The heads of state take turns in triggering Trump. This is a very intense duty, so we will rotate hourly.

The schedule would look something like this:

• Monday, 8 a.m. Selensky threatens to cancel rare earth contract
• Monday, 9 a.m. Scholz bans U.S. weapon purchases
• Monday, 10 a.m. Macron forbids the use of the word "fries" in France and renames them "pommes de liberté".
• Monday, 11 a.m. Xi anounces Tariffs specifically on IOS and Android
• Moday, 12. p.m. Frederiksen announces the stationing of French nukes in Greenland

and so on and on. Never do something, just make press releases to keep that petulant child busy tweeting and truthing.

I know I ask a lot of the world leaders, but this would be for the best of everyone. Just renember, you have to keep him busy for one hour and then he will be out of your hair for more than a week.

Who is in?