The other thing that kept my Facebook account open all these years: I had created apps for clients in the developer area, and Facebook creepily forces you to have a personal account to use their API.
These many years later, I no longer work with the Facebook API, because I steer every client away from using it. If they insist, they have to create the app with their own account and provide me the info.
So yeah, once more with feeling, BYE META, YOU SUCK.